12 Days of Christmas in Guatemala

On the 12th day of Christmas, Guatemala gave to me:

12 itchy flea bites,
11 ayudantes hassling,
10 lips a pointing,
9 awkward parties,
8 colleagues tardy,
7 fijese ques,
6 cups of sugar with coffee,
5 days of runs,
4 men ch-ch-ing,
3 days without water
2 hours waiting,
And a camioneta packed beyond its limit!